I make no apologies for the lifestyle I lead. I'm a bachelor. And as such, I leave the toilet seat up. I coexist peacefully with spiders. And I tend to clean my shower 1/10th as frequently as the Center for Disease Control recommends. Therefore it was with some trepidation that I allowed a TV crew to come in recently and film a news story in my bathroom.Rich DeMuro, tech reporter for CBS 2 & KCAL News wanted to do a little piece on IdeaStox.com, a new website where users post concepts and inventions they hope to pair with sponsors. I decided to tell the world about my dream for shampoo to be sold in nature-friendly bar-form, and the next thing I know, there's a high-def camera parked beside my medicine cabinet.
I'm not providing you a link to the video because I look like a douche. But let me just suggest that the next time you need to get rid of unsightly mold in hurry, fuck the environment and go get yourself a bottle of Tilex. This crap is toxic. And it works. If you're in the neighborhood, stop by and see for yourself. Dinner will be served on my bathroom floor.
